Thursday, December 01, 2005

BOSTON BRUINS TRADE CAPTAIN JOE THORNTON; WICHMANN GOES ON ANGRY RAMPAGE THROUGH GROCERY STORE!!! FILM AT ELEVEN!!

" Take that, cheap-ass Bruins owner Jeremy Jacobs !!!"


Oh, Captain Jumbo Joe, we hardly knew ye-- you are now a San Jose Shaaahk.

In the immortal words of Ray Piniero--"YO!! THAT'S FOUL!! I'M BITTER!!!"

Looks like another 'Rebuilding' year is in store for the Black & Gold... Ugh...

('Course, they beat Ottawa 3-0 tonight-- Can y'all say Ewing Theory??)

Props to Mark Poutenis for the kickass artwork (slipped to me via 'Karate Boy' Steven Lowell)

Check out Mark's other cool sh--er--stuff at
www.thinkingapeblues.com

....On the Scapino! Front, I received the greatest compliment I've ever gotten for a show in my life this evening. I'll share it soon....

Go Sawx,

Scott0



4 comments:

Marta said...

Scott, You are still one of the funniest people I've ever met. Hope all is well with you & Jennifer.

Stevo Theo Lowell said...

SCOTT! HE HAD TO GO! He has lost his hockey heart and needs a change! He is not the 'Great One' they anticipated and now he is just like every other big, bulky, and mediocre fast player who begged for a "New NHL". He got what he said he wanted, and now he cant hang. Trust me! It's better this way!

Jessica Daugherty said...

Scott,
Sorry to hear about your fall during the show this weekend and your bruised ribs! Hope you are feeling better.

stevoooo said...

Joe Thornton is doing fine in San Jose...he needed the change, and so did the Bruins.